The REAL pioneer woman.

Yesterday was COLD and very windy.  The pyro in me longed for a fire to start and poke at...and burn things in.  One problem...no firewood.  My plan...to go into the forest out back and chop some wood.  Oh wait, I mean gather some sticks from the one dead tree that we cut down this summer.  We kept the wood to burn in our firepit thing outside, but never used it.  The pieces we cut were too large and wouldn't fit in out fireplace inside.  I went to get the chainsaw.  I bundled up, grabbed the best logs and started sawing.  We had the best fire ever.  I'll take a bow now.