I found the coolest office supply place online called Paper-Source. Some things are pretty ridiculous in price, but everything is to me, so whatever. But they have the cutest stuff. These file folders were definitely made just for me!
And everyone needs an eraser that says "holy crap." They had another one that had a rather explicit word, but I refrained.
And of course, the cat pencil sharpener. You can only imagine where the pencil goes.