Thursday, January 29, 2009

Diagnosis.

I've decided that Anna, along with most kids her age (I think), have a few mental problems.
Diagnosis #1: Anna is Bipolar. One minute she is great and happy, the next she is making her angry face and telling that she is very mad at me for whatever reason, the next minute she is dancing like a maniac in the living room asking me to dance with her.
Diagnosis #2: Anna is a compulsive liar. She knows what she's supposed to be doing, and knows what she is supposed to say, but instead does or tells me the complete opposite of that.
Diagnosis #3: Anna has O.C.D. If you sit down with her for a tea party or for dinner (pretend dinner), she must be control of everything. She must choose the correct plate, napkin, spoon, fork, and cut that you will use. It doesn't matter if they are all the same, she must choose. She'll choose the blue cup and the blue plate because the match exactly and if you say you want something different, it's like telling her something horrendous. She also wants to be in complete control of Grey's discipline, and makes sure to tell me if I'm doing something wrong in that area.

4 comments:

J.E.M. said...

Hey, I have one of those at my house, too. Thanks for the triple diagnosis...I thought it was just my kid.

Jon,Lee, and kids said...

Hey, I have one of those at my house too.

Duaine said...

Hey, none of your diagnoses are accurate. Correct diagnosis - she's a normal 3 year old little girl. Ain't it fun!

Ashley said...

Thanks for the update Duaine, that was the whole point.