Me: Anna, you smell like Daddy.
Anna: (in an argumentative voice) But I DIDN'T toot! ... I just tee-teed. ... I didn't POOP when I went to da potty!
Me: I know, I just meant that you smelled like daddy's cologne (which is Juicy Coutour Dirty English) since he gave you a "daddy blanket" before he left for work. :)